Below is an incomplete list of my completed audiofics; the best way to find the ones I've posted since I picked up podficcing again in 2010, check my amplificathon page. All my audiofics, including the ones from 2007, are at the audiofic archive: some of it, the rest of it.
If you want me to record your fic, please send me a link to it. I'm always looking for more fic to record, despite having a to-do list studded with novel-length fics, and particularly enjoy fics focusing on female and chromatic characters. However, there's no guarantee that I'll actually record it; some fics never make it off the to do list because I get distracted, don't have time, or lose interest (vide two-to-three year hiatus from audioficcing). Can't hurt to ask, though, and I periodically do finish recordings of fics that people suggest to me when I ask for recs. So please consider this a standing request for recs, whether of someone else's fic or your own.
( Completed audiofics, 2010-2011 )
Audiofic: Coffee Prince, XMFC/DW
Jan. 27th, 2012 11:44 pmText: The Opening of Coffee Princess
Author: troisroyaumes
Fandom: Coffee Prince
Pairing: 최한결 / 고은찬 (Choi Han-gyeol/Go Eun-chan)
Rating: GA
Warning: None
Length, file size: 18:24, 17.3 MB
Download: Right click+save as
Summary: Slice-of-life moments leading up to the opening of Coffee Princess.
Notes: Recorded for idella for donating to the help_mindanao auction on LJ. Thank you!
Text: Blue Like The Ocean And Your Fate's Your Own
Author: ringspells
Fandom: XMFC / Doctor Who
Pairing: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Rating: GA
Warning: None
Length, file size: 18:10, 17 MB
Download: Right click+save as
Summary: One moment, Charles was walking out of the plane. The next, a police box appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the beach. This is how the Doctor's appearance on a small island affects the fates of Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr.
Notes: Recorded for regsi_ruka for donating to the scarleteenfans auction on DW. Thank you!
Author: troisroyaumes
Fandom: Coffee Prince
Pairing: 최한결 / 고은찬 (Choi Han-gyeol/Go Eun-chan)
Rating: GA
Warning: None
Length, file size: 18:24, 17.3 MB
Download: Right click+save as
Summary: Slice-of-life moments leading up to the opening of Coffee Princess.
Notes: Recorded for idella for donating to the help_mindanao auction on LJ. Thank you!
Text: Blue Like The Ocean And Your Fate's Your Own
Author: ringspells
Fandom: XMFC / Doctor Who
Pairing: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Rating: GA
Warning: None
Length, file size: 18:10, 17 MB
Download: Right click+save as
Summary: One moment, Charles was walking out of the plane. The next, a police box appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the beach. This is how the Doctor's appearance on a small island affects the fates of Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr.
Notes: Recorded for regsi_ruka for donating to the scarleteenfans auction on DW. Thank you!
Experiment
Jan. 20th, 2012 08:26 pmI'm experimenting with posting an audiofic WIP. I've been working on
pendrecarc's Boston Marriage, a Sherlock fic that is better than the show by a long shot, since last October, and I've finished The Element of Surmise. The Cardinale is recorded but not edited, and I haven't started recording The Long Game yet.
Text: Boston Marriage (Chapter Index)
Author:
pendrecarc
Reader:
via_ostiense
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/expensive violins, Joanna Watson/OC
Rating: Mature
Warning: Armchair psychology; discussion of suicide in the context of a murder investigation; murder investigations, abductions, violence, and a great deal of associated unpleasantness
Length, file size: 2:11, 120 MB
Download: Temporary Link
Summary: In which Jo Watson tries to take this therapy business into her own hands, London produces enough crimes of interest to satisfy even Sherlock Holmes, and the Bechdel test doesn't know what hit it. Game on.
Text: Boston Marriage (Chapter Index)
Author:
Reader:
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/expensive violins, Joanna Watson/OC
Rating: Mature
Warning: Armchair psychology; discussion of suicide in the context of a murder investigation; murder investigations, abductions, violence, and a great deal of associated unpleasantness
Length, file size: 2:11, 120 MB
Download: Temporary Link
Summary: In which Jo Watson tries to take this therapy business into her own hands, London produces enough crimes of interest to satisfy even Sherlock Holmes, and the Bechdel test doesn't know what hit it. Game on.
HALLELUJAH
Jan. 20th, 2012 08:15 pmINTERNET AGAIN! Oh, sweet internet, never leave me again.
chromatic_podfic is running a second round! Go sign up! On a related note, please share your recs for Diana, Cruz, or June fic (White Collar). I already have one story in mind, but stories aren't due until March 2, so I'll do more than that one.
Still no internet
Jan. 20th, 2012 11:02 amText: It Takes a Village, and All That
Author:
language_escapes
Reader:
via_ostiense
Fandom: St. Trinian's
Pairing: gen, background Kelly/Annabelle/Polly
Rating: Teen
Warning: Passing mention of domestic violence.
Length, file size: 1:02, 57 MB
Download: Temporary Link
Summary: Technically, Chloe is a single mother. But her children are a handful, and she's exhausted, and she doesn't know what to do. And there is one person that you call when you don't know what to do.
I love this story very much. I love found families and relationships that you choose to build, and I love how Chloe and Polly work together and love their children despite not being romantically in love with each other.
Also, I got a comment on an old SGA fic, Ancient Cockrings and Jenny Craig (contains fatshaming) that was written for a badfic challenge (as noted in the A/N and in the tag "Deliberate Badfic"):
Author:
Reader:
Fandom: St. Trinian's
Pairing: gen, background Kelly/Annabelle/Polly
Rating: Teen
Warning: Passing mention of domestic violence.
Length, file size: 1:02, 57 MB
Download: Temporary Link
Summary: Technically, Chloe is a single mother. But her children are a handful, and she's exhausted, and she doesn't know what to do. And there is one person that you call when you don't know what to do.
I love this story very much. I love found families and relationships that you choose to build, and I love how Chloe and Polly work together and love their children despite not being romantically in love with each other.
Also, I got a comment on an old SGA fic, Ancient Cockrings and Jenny Craig (contains fatshaming) that was written for a badfic challenge (as noted in the A/N and in the tag "Deliberate Badfic"):
thie writing is so awful, i could barely read past the thrid paragraph without wincing in pain. this is witless, a grammatical nightmare, plot and slash is horrible.Hahahaha. I shall take that one point and cherish your missing it!
one point only, for trying.
internet dead
Jan. 18th, 2012 03:30 pmso if it weren't bad enough that my hair is falling out, today the power to my building blipped on and off and now my modem, which was plugged directly into the wall instead of into a power strip, is dead (I knew the blip was coming but didn't realize it would be any different from me unplugging and re-plugging the modem, which I do all the time). No internet until the new router arrives. If you're expecting an email from me, I apologize, but won't be able to get it to you until Friday evening or Saturday, depending on how soon the new router comes. O_O I'm at a cafe now, but there's only so long I can spend here, particularly as I don't actually drink regular coffee and the nearest place doesn't do decaf. >.< jitter jitter!! I have OTW emails to send! GAHHH.
sahiya: think of it as taking part in the SOPA black out
via_ostiense: i already did my bit! i emailed the government yesterday when i was looking up crossword answers on wikipedia and the page blacked out!
Learn more about SOPA at Dreamwidth's writeup.
Learn more about SOPA at Dreamwidth's writeup.
Books in review
Jan. 17th, 2012 10:40 pmSybil in her Grave*
Sirens Sang of Murder*
Shortest Way to Hades*
Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother*
Red Families v. Blue Families: Legal Polarization & the Creation of Culture*
Elizabeth in Rugen*
The first three are murder mysteries featuring tax lawyers. I didn't expect to like them much because, well, mysteries featuring taxes: yawn. However, they have a comic tone and many epistolary sequences (my favorite), both of which are things I enjoy.
Battle Hymn is a parenting memoir that generated a lot of controversy. I read it because I was curious about it and while there are many problematic aspects to it (see sanguinity's excellent review), it was very funny. Longer comment at 50books-poc.
Red Families v. Blue Families: I was expecting it to be dry as toast and not half as tasty, but the data presented was largely new to me and it argued for an interesting explanation of family stability vs. age at marriage vs. societal pressure to marry. rivkat has a review.
Elizabeth in Rugen: I downloaded it from Girl ebooks on a whim and expected it to be full of archaicisms and boring (it's a travel narrative of a place I'd never heard of and never expected to visit). However, the narrator's voice is engaging and amusing and she encounters a handsome, philosophical youth who thinks her much cleverer than she is; a boring cousin who thinks they are the best of friends and attaches herself to the journey; and miscellaneous guides, overbearing prelates' wives, cheerful husbands of odious cousins; and endeavors to shed them all and make her way around the island of Rugen.
miscellany
Jan. 17th, 2012 07:09 pmBidding is closing soon on help_mindanao and scarleteenfans. If you're interested in getting a 2k audiofic from me, the going bid at help_mindanao is $10 (bidding closes Jan. 20) and the high (and only *sob*) bid at scarleteenfans is $5 (bidding closes Jan. 23). Please help support disaster relief in the Philippines and/or comprehensive, medically accurate sex education.
VolCom met three times over the holidays for multiple hours in order to sort through all the responses to the WTS drive, the SWTS people who wanted to join a new committee, and all the people interested in volunteering, and balanced that against committees' needs (who was having a lot of turnover, who had specific requirements) and drew up a big spreadsheet to match everyone up. It's now in the hands of the Board for their review, and that is VolCom's final major 2011 task off our collective chests.
C found a bald spot the size of my thumbnail on my head. No one's mentioned it when I've gotten my hair cut and I've never noticed it before, but it's in a place where I can't see it and I don't go checking my head for random bald patches on a regular basis. Has this happened to anyone else? It doesn't hurt and isn't discolored, but I'm a little freaked out about it.
VolCom met three times over the holidays for multiple hours in order to sort through all the responses to the WTS drive, the SWTS people who wanted to join a new committee, and all the people interested in volunteering, and balanced that against committees' needs (who was having a lot of turnover, who had specific requirements) and drew up a big spreadsheet to match everyone up. It's now in the hands of the Board for their review, and that is VolCom's final major 2011 task off our collective chests.
C found a bald spot the size of my thumbnail on my head. No one's mentioned it when I've gotten my hair cut and I've never noticed it before, but it's in a place where I can't see it and I don't go checking my head for random bald patches on a regular basis. Has this happened to anyone else? It doesn't hurt and isn't discolored, but I'm a little freaked out about it.
Home again, home again
Jan. 7th, 2012 07:53 pmI'm home for the first time this month! Since leaving my apartment on Nov. 22, I've spent five days here. Consequently, a lot of mail has piled up. Thank you to
concinnity,
falcon_horus,
starlady,
sahiya, and
blackeyedgirl for the holiday cards.
blackeyedgirl wrote me a sweet Gwen/Morgana ficlet and I want to share this detail with you, "It has been snowing all day, and every time Gwen goes outside it gets caught in her hair and melts, so she hasn't been quite dry since she left this morning." The image perfectly captures snowfall and winter for me.
( New books read 2011 )
53 books, 38 of which were by female authors. If you want to read me ramble about any of them, comment here. It's surprising how long the year was; it feels like I read the Hilary Tamar legal mysteries much longer than a year ago, when it's actually just been 11 months. I was prepping for the LSAT and let myself read those short mysteries for a reward in between practice tests. Most of the books are from the library, but some are from Project Gutenberg and some are from Girl ebooks, both of which provide free ebooks.
( New books read 2011 )
53 books, 38 of which were by female authors. If you want to read me ramble about any of them, comment here. It's surprising how long the year was; it feels like I read the Hilary Tamar legal mysteries much longer than a year ago, when it's actually just been 11 months. I was prepping for the LSAT and let myself read those short mysteries for a reward in between practice tests. Most of the books are from the library, but some are from Project Gutenberg and some are from Girl ebooks, both of which provide free ebooks.
Ask me why I like you
Jan. 1st, 2012 12:20 pmvia
samjohnsson: Comment to this post and I'll tell you one thing I like about you, and/or one reason why I'm glad we're friends.
First use of the 2012 tag!
First use of the 2012 tag!
Auction offers: audiofic
Dec. 31st, 2011 01:37 pmFor help_mindanao and scarleteenfans, I am offering two audiofics (one for each auction) of up to 2,000 words in St. Trinian's, White Collar, Vorkosigan, Coffee Prince, Sherlock (BBC, RDJ movie, canon), Doctor Who, Big Bang Theory, or Harry Potter. If you'd like to request a story in another fandom, PM me or comment with the link and I'll see if I want to record it.
I read mostly gen or femmeslash these days and prefer stories focusing on female and/or POC characters.
You can find my work at: amplificathon page
My help_mindanao auction thread. Bidding opens today and closes on January 20.
Starting bid: $5
My scarleteenfans auction thread. Bidding is open now and closes on January 23, 2012.
Starting bid: $5
Buy it now: $30
I read mostly gen or femmeslash these days and prefer stories focusing on female and/or POC characters.
You can find my work at: amplificathon page
My help_mindanao auction thread. Bidding opens today and closes on January 20.
Starting bid: $5
My scarleteenfans auction thread. Bidding is open now and closes on January 23, 2012.
Starting bid: $5
Buy it now: $30
help_mindanao
Dec. 31st, 2011 01:33 pmVia
boundbooks, help_mindanao on LJ is a charity auction raising funds for the people of Mindanao, Philippines, who were hit by a typhoon and floods Dec. 16-18. Over 1,200 people have been reported dead (BBC article).
scarleteen auction
Dec. 26th, 2011 11:56 pm
Fandom Supports Scarleteen!
Scarleteen.com has been the premier online sexuality resource for young people worldwide since 1998. Countless members of various fandoms have used information from Scarleteen when making fanworks, as well as in our own lives. They were there when we needed them. Now they need us. Offer or bid on fanworks to support the best sex ed site on the web!
So, for kaleidoscope, softestbullet made me Coffee Prince icons, and then an anon recently bought me a month of paid time, and another anon bought me more paid time, and I realized I had space for lots and lots of Coffee Prince icons! Now I have icons for everything from an "I love dogs" post (14) to an "I'm uncomfortable with my gender presentation" post (12) to an "I have a secret" post (4) to an "Oops, I told the secret" post (5) to a "music rocks" post (7) to a "dental hygiene rocks" post (3). Thank you very much, anons!
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| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 |
hp-podfic-fest
Dec. 21st, 2011 10:57 amI recorded Beneath the Mistletoe (Pansy/Ginny, PG-13) (available as mp3, m4b, and streaming) for the first hp-podfic-fest.
woldy's story is what I think of as classic HP fic: fun, snarky, enemies-turned-flirtatious, magical hijinks, and set at Hogwarts. Most of what I read when I got into HP was H/D Hogwarts-era fic, so it's unsurprising that enemies-turned-flirtatious and snark are what push my nostalgia buttons. Plus, this time of the year always makes me think of novembersnow's Harry Potter and the Magic of Mistletoe (H/D, magical mistletoe) and Beneath the Mistletoe is a more barbed take on the magical mistletoe prompt (barbed because of Pansy and Ginny's snapping dialogue). Many thanks to
sly_hostetter for responding to my last-minute beta call, and thank you to the mods for arranging cute cover art.
In other news, admissions offers (and one preferred waiting list) for law school are trickling in one at a time, and hopefully I'll get a few more before offices close for the holidays.
In other news, admissions offers (and one preferred waiting list) for law school are trickling in one at a time, and hopefully I'll get a few more before offices close for the holidays.
Hemming jeans
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:23 pmYesterday, I hemmed my first pair of pants! I followed this tutorial on keeping the original hem on jeans to hem a pair of C's jeans that were too long, and it went perfectly. They were straight leg and I took 2 1/8" off so now they fall in a smooth line down the back of his legs and break neatly on his shoes instead of puddling and rucking up around the calves. This fit of craftiness was precipitated by an afternoon of shopping in which neither of us found anything that fit, and I decided that well, if we couldn't find anything new, then at least I could make existing clothes fit better. I can't believe I once sent my jeans to the seamstress for hemming; now, I'll do it myself!
( 2 pictures )
links: NYT: "Why Is the N.Y.P.D. After Me?" (emphasis mine)
HP fic rec: Cunning Linguists by
magnetic_pole, Astoria Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson, Millicent Bulstrode, Draco Malfoy. Rated R, contains infidelity.
After my trip to visit family in 대한민국, wherein I had the pleasure of hearing my female relatives comment repeatedly on the weight and appearance of other female relatives, I particularly appreciate Captain Awkward's advice column on talking about diets.
I also like Commander Logic's guest post on how to meet people (scroll down past the letter to see CL's advice) and Captain Awkward's advice on finding community (scroll down to "Second question: How do you find community?")
ETA: Via
copperbadge, stop by Just Dentention's site to send a holiday message to a survivor of prison rape. It's easy, it's quick, and it may help your recipient feel that they are not alone or ignored. Prison rape is a huge problem in the U.S. and by and large it is condoned, which is reprehensible.
concinnity has a heart-warming post on volunteering for the OTW.
( 2 pictures )
links: NYT: "Why Is the N.Y.P.D. After Me?" (emphasis mine)
Here are a few other facts: last year, the N.Y.P.D. recorded more than 600,000 stops; 84 percent of those stopped were blacks or Latinos. Police are far more likely to use force when stopping blacks or Latinos than whites. In half the stops police cite the vague “furtive movements” as the reason for the stop. Maybe black and brown people just look more furtive, whatever that means. These stops are part of a larger, more widespread problem — a racially discriminatory system of stop-and-frisk in the N.Y.P.D. The police use the excuse that they’re fighting crime to continue the practice, but no one has ever actually proved that it reduces crime or makes the city safer. Those of us who live in the neighborhoods where stop-and-frisks are a basic fact of daily life don’t feel safer as a result.OTW Board meeting minutes are now publicly posted
HP fic rec: Cunning Linguists by
After my trip to visit family in 대한민국, wherein I had the pleasure of hearing my female relatives comment repeatedly on the weight and appearance of other female relatives, I particularly appreciate Captain Awkward's advice column on talking about diets.
I also like Commander Logic's guest post on how to meet people (scroll down past the letter to see CL's advice) and Captain Awkward's advice on finding community (scroll down to "Second question: How do you find community?")
ETA: Via
Books for sale
Dec. 17th, 2011 11:38 pmI'm moving to Argentina next year, so I need to sell, pack, or ship all my stuff. Bidding farewell to my books is hard, but there are so many exciting, thoughtful, and wondrous books out in the world that I should bid farewell to these old friends rather than cling to them and put them in storage. So I have books for sale! Listing them on Amazon is nigh fruitless, and I'd rather send them to fandom people, so if you're interested in buying books and making packing up my apartment a tiny bit easier, please take a gander at the list below.
All paperback, unless otherwise noted. Shipping is $2.50 plus an additional $0.50 per book, if you want more than one, and you can pay by check or PayPal.
( Brand new condition, $2/ea )
( Heavily beat up paperbacks, $0.50/ea )
( LSAT practice tests - someone please, please buy these )
And one free book (except shipping): ARC of
karenhealey's The Shattering (read it, enjoyed it, now passing the love on).
All paperback, unless otherwise noted. Shipping is $2.50 plus an additional $0.50 per book, if you want more than one, and you can pay by check or PayPal.
( Brand new condition, $2/ea )
( Heavily beat up paperbacks, $0.50/ea )
( LSAT practice tests - someone please, please buy these )
SFWAR stats
Dec. 17th, 2011 05:09 pmFor my reference.
I received a holiday card from SFWAR with information about funding and services:
$60 - cost of one eight-hour shift on the 24-hour crisis line
$180 - cost of a 24-hour shift on the 24-hour crisis line
$100 - cost for one participant in a support group
$1,000 - cost to sponsor a 10-week support group
$120 - cost of a one-hour presentation for high school youth
$480 - cost of a four-hour rape prevention presentation
$200 - cost to sponsor a Rape Crisis Counselor to attend our 80-hour training
$2,000 - cost to sponsor 10 Certified rape Crisis Counselors (SFWAR trains 60-75 certified counselors per year)
No longer jetlagged, but still sick. It is affecting my mental functioning, unfortunately. Finally caught up on reading all the OTW-related emails and wrote a long list of the emails I have to send and the tasks I have to do, but have yet to start on any of them... have to write my end of year report, too.
I received a holiday card from SFWAR with information about funding and services:
$60 - cost of one eight-hour shift on the 24-hour crisis line
$180 - cost of a 24-hour shift on the 24-hour crisis line
$100 - cost for one participant in a support group
$1,000 - cost to sponsor a 10-week support group
$120 - cost of a one-hour presentation for high school youth
$480 - cost of a four-hour rape prevention presentation
$200 - cost to sponsor a Rape Crisis Counselor to attend our 80-hour training
$2,000 - cost to sponsor 10 Certified rape Crisis Counselors (SFWAR trains 60-75 certified counselors per year)
No longer jetlagged, but still sick. It is affecting my mental functioning, unfortunately. Finally caught up on reading all the OTW-related emails and wrote a long list of the emails I have to send and the tasks I have to do, but have yet to start on any of them... have to write my end of year report, too.