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[personal profile] petra
I Speak Six Languages is a song about the weight of overachieving from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, a musical by William Finn.

I think it would make a good song for my beleaguered blorbo, who gets saddled with a problem child when he's 25, paracanonically speaks a lot of languages, and is the master of a subclass of his martial art.

In which you cannot float my boat

May. 13th, 2025 01:34 pm
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[personal profile] spiralsheep
Having semantic argument. Send help!

Here is a boat-shaped wooden object that used to be a fishing boat in the 19th-20th centuries but was taken out of the water about 70 years ago and has, naturally, warped so much that it will never be seaworthy again. If the wooden object was pulled apart then individual planks would probably float but while they continue to be fastened together as a single object, the sum of its parts, it would sink.

Poll #33118 Bwahahahaha, no free space ticky for you!
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 11


Is the ship-shaped wooden object that can't float actually boat?

View Answers

Yes, it was built to be a boat, rowed as a boat, it remains an unfloatable boat
9 (81.8%)

No, it's a collection of wood and metal that looks ship-shape but it's lumber
2 (18.2%)

No, not an actual boat because it's not seaworthy but it is a conceptual sculpture of a boat
4 (36.4%)

Babylon 5 fanfic on fan-flashworks

May. 13th, 2025 02:56 am
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[personal profile] sholio
The current [community profile] fan_flashworks prompt is "Underwater", and I took one look at that and uh apparently wrote 5300 words of B5 fanfic for it.

Posted on fan-flashworks: The Drowning Deep (Babylon 5, Londo & G'Kar, set between 5x09 & 5x10). This will be crossposted in the usual places when their exclusive period runs out.
petra: CGI Obi-Wan Kenobi with his face smudged with dirt, wearing beige, visible from the chest up. A Clone Trooper is visible over one shoulder. (Obi-Wan - Clones ftw)
[personal profile] petra
The first stage of grief (500 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Additional Tags: Drabble Sequence, Overhearing Sex, Denial, Obi-Wan Kenobi's A+ Parenting, A+ Jedi Pedagogy
Summary:

Obi-Wan inadvertently listens to Anakin and Padmé having sex multiple times and concludes that it's no big deal.

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[personal profile] rydra_wong
a word you've never understood on AO3 (Prophet by Sin Blaché and Helen Macdonald, M, Sunil Rao/Adam Rubenstein, 9150 words)

Additional Tags: post-canon, Adam Rubenstein is not fine, angst about a happy ending, “fuck off” is a love language, sex recollected but not actually occurring in this fic, fluff with CPTSD and metaphysics, alexithymia, came back exactly the same, Sunil Rao’s arguably-canonical grey-aromanticism, touch starvation, Adam's parasympathetic nervous system has not been heard from since the mid-80s, sometimes you get what you want more than anything in the world and then your brain breaks a little bit

Summary: He’s been starving for so long. He thinks he’s never not been starving.

Note: massive spoilers for canon. Read Prophet, everybody.

Babylon 5 fic AGAIN

May. 11th, 2025 11:01 pm
sholio: Londo from Babylon 5 smiling (B5-Londo)
[personal profile] sholio
So you know how I said I can be extremely prolific when I'm inspired ...

This one probably can't really claim to be inspired by the "floriography" prompt at the recent promptfest, but it is very loosely inspired by a fic in a different fandom for that prompt, which immediately made me think, "You know who would absolutely LOVE finding out that it's possible to insult someone using flowers ..."

Wish You Were(n't) Here (Babylon 5, Londo & G'Kar with Vir & Sinclair, 2700 words)
"This conversation is beginning to concern me," Sinclair remarked. "And if it doesn't stop immediately, I am going to ask for an explanation, which I suspect no one is going to want to provide, so let's pretend we've already done that and move on to the day's agenda."

(Londo and G'Kar discover that it is possible to insult someone with flowers. Goes from early season one to late season five.)

2700 words of floral terrorism under the cut )

Stray B5 comments on the Cartagia arc

May. 11th, 2025 02:19 pm
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[personal profile] sholio
Randomly rewatching bits and pieces of the series.

Spoilers for early season four )
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[personal profile] musesfool
I did not end up baking anything this weekend but last night I made this angel hair pasta with grape tomatoes (NYT gift link) scaled down for one, and it was delicious. The hardest, most time-consuming part was slicing the tomatoes, but I did it while the water was boiling, so you know 2 birds, 1 stone (I also made it all in the same pot - boiled the pasta and left it in the strainer while I cooked the tomatoes).

Then today I made another of my favorite chicken dishes: Rustic Garlic Chicken with Gravy - the chicken is good but the gravy is FANTASTIC. I made 2 boneless, skinless thighs (and ate them), but the full amount of gravy, since I also made a pot of mashed potatoes in the slow cooker and stirred the extra gravy into it so that'll be lunch or dinner for a few days as well.

There was an unfortunate amount of washing up afterwards, but I guess it was worth it.

Earlier, I watched this week's episode of Leverage: Redemption and spoilers )

I also learned, via tumblr, that season 1 of the original Leverage was aired out of order and is still out of order on Prime. So I will definitely have to do a rewatch with the correct viewing order at some point!

I still have not watched any of season 2 of Andor - 3 episodes a night is too many and I just keep putting it off now until I have the bandwidth for it - but I might watch the new eps of Poker Face tonight, or maybe I'll finish off this season of Elsbeth. I guess we'll see!

*
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[personal profile] lightreads
The Tomb of Dragons

4/5. Third book in this series about a – call him a cleric, I guess -- who can speak to the dead.

This series continues to grow on me. Our protagonist is deeply wounded before we ever meet him, and his glacial progress is not so much towards healing as simply acknowledging the pain he is in. These books resist catharsis almost entirely, which I appreciate. Also recommended if you enjoy the trope of ‘rather darling protagonist does not know he is darling, goes around being confused when people like him.’

I do continue to be confused by many of her pacing choices. These books are often of the ‘and then the thing, and then the other thing’ style where there aren’t A and B plots so much as six largely unrelated things rattling around at the same time. I am fine with this until I’m not. See me going oh, come on! when we had a side quest at 95% of the way into this book.

On the plus, Maia cameo! If you know you know.

Book Review: Paris in Ruins

May. 11th, 2025 10:36 am
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[personal profile] troisoiseaux was reading Paris in Ruins: Love, War, and the Birth of Impressionism, which is about the effects of the 1871 Franco-Prussian War on the baby impressionist movement. Of course I had to read it, as I am tragically incapable of resisting anything about the impressionists, and in this case it worked in my favor, because this book is fantastic.

This book balances a lot of different strands. It situates the impressionists within the wider political and cultural milieu of France, while also touching on how France’s relationship with the rest of Europe shaped that milieu. Most dramatically in the form of the Franco-Prussian War, of course, but Smee’s description of Manet’s fascination with Spanish art, particularly Goya, is also illuminating. In the aftermath of the Franco-Prussian war, Manet tried to make Goya-style lithographs of the horrors he’d seen, but the misery was still too raw.

In fact, Smee notes, most of the impressionists never engaged artistically with the war at all, partly in reaction against the Academy’s elevation of heroic history paintings in general and its insistence on heroic history paintings of the Franco-Prussian War. Instead, they focused on the ephemeral, the evanescent, the shifting light of daily life as an antidote to a demoralizing political reality and a deeply disillusioning experience of war in which pretty much all the political forces in France came out looking bad.

Napoleon III? The idiot who started the war. (People tend to forget this, possibly because the Prussians trounced France so thoroughly, but France did start the war.) The Communards? Completely out of touch with the political reality outside of Paris*, also had the unfortunate habit of lynching people who looked maybe kind of spy-like. The monarchists? Bad on principle, also lost their chance at monarchy when their numbskull candidate for king tried to insist on a return to the white Bourbon flag. The forces of the republic? Lost the war, massacred the Communards, but somehow they’re here to stay.

(*The Communards complete failure to grasp that much of rural France remained a bastion of Catholic royalists started me on a train of thought about how so-called “popular revolutions” are often revolutions that are popular only in the capital city, which then imposes its will on the truculent countryside which is, numerically, often 70% or more of the population of the country, and often wants nothing to do with the revolution supposedly enacted “for the people.” Popular revolution as urban imperialism?)

The book also describes the social milieu of the impressionists, where political divisions are ferocious sometimes to the point of firing squads, and yet Berthe Morisot (daughter of moderate constitutional monarchists) can be courted both by reactionary Puvis de Chavannes and republican Eugene Manet, brother to painter Edouard Manet (who probably would have been courting Berthe herself except awkwardly he was already married). They all meet peaceably at the Morisots’ salons and chat about painting.

Although various impressionists bob in and out of the book, Berthe and Edouard are the focal points. (Smee refers to them by their first names, which gives the book an novelistic flair.) These are not my top impressionists, but I came out of the book with a greater appreciation of their work, because as well as being a good social and military historian with a fine eye for the subtle shifts in relationships between individuals, Smee is also a perceptive art critic who can help you see new depths in paintings you have previously not fully appreciated. I’ve struggled with Morisot’s work in particular, but I’d love to return to her work to view it through this new lens.

This brings me to the one flaw in the book: not enough art reproductions! Presumably the publisher’s fault rather than Smee’s, but I do wonder who thought it would be a good idea to put in, for instance, a photograph of the balloonist Nadar rather than another example of Morisot’s work. Not that I wasn’t fascinated by the use of hot air balloons to get mail out of Paris, and carrier pigeons to bring back replies in the form of film negatives containing tiny, tiny pictures of thousands of letters that then had to be blown up and transcribed! I just didn’t think a portrait of Nadar was the best use of the limited picture space.

Overall, though, loved it. Highly recommended if you’re interested in either the impressionists or French history. I’m going to read Smee’s The Art of Rivalry: Four Friendships, Betrayals, and Breakthroughs in Modern Art next. I’m really most interested in Manet and Degas, but I love a good feud so perhaps that will carry me through the 20th century artists too.
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[personal profile] rydra_wong
Denise ([personal profile] synecdochic of this parish) has been moved to provide a long, LONG and fascinating Bsky thread providing an inside-baseball exegesis of the new Pope's first sermon and why, she argues, it represents Shots Fired in relation to significant portions of American Catholicism.

It is deep geeky fun regardless of your personal beliefs (and maybe especially for those of us who are outside Pope fandom and want to know what's going on).

Start here: https://bsky.app/profile/rahaeli.bsky.social/post/3loqsfhswjk2r
Or: https://bsky.app/profile/rahaeli.bsky.social/post/3lorjh7mrzs2d (links if Bsky is making it hard to just keep clicking through on "continue thread")

Important contextual N.B.: The Pope is Catholic. You do not get to be pope unless you are operating broadly within the current framework of Catholic orthodoxy.

I personally am an atheist! I believe it is fine to be an atheist, and that atheists are capable of just as much moral goodness!

HOWEVER. THE POPE IS CATHOLIC.

Thus it is not a big surprise that he is going to maintain that Christianity is the right and proper religion and the source of moral goodness. I seem to recall it's been something of a shift in doctrine to acknowledge that non-Christians (who have heard of Christianity and thus cannot be excused on grounds of ignorance) might be saved.

But the idea that Christianity is still the superior religion to which ideally everyone would be brought -- that is kind of baked in to the whole Catholic Church deal. If you are in fact fully committed to recognizing all religious traditions as of equal value, you miiiight get to be a very radical priest, but you are definitely not going to progress within the hierarchy to the point of being Pope.

So I am not expecting the fucking Pope to come out and say "actually being an atheist is just as good as being Christian." I am approaching this with the assumption that he is going to be working within the current doctrine of the Catholic Church. Because, again, Pope.

And it's all sorts of interesting to look at where he is situated within that doctrinal framework, and speculate about in what directions he might develop it or how he is using it to make particular points. But the framework comes as a given.

So when Pope Bob preaches that certain Christians are "living in a state of practical atheism" -- the interesting takeaway, to me, is not "oh noez the Pope is referring to atheism like it's a bad thing," it's "what groups of Christians is he potentially referring to and chastising here."

Also: Strickland. The reveal that Pope Bob played a key role in the decision to remove him is when I went "oh shiiiiiiit, no wonder the tradcaths hate him and the MAGA-ites have decided that he's a WOKE MARXIST POPE."

Basically, if they wanted to pick a Pope as the most crushing rebuke possible to J. D. Vance specifically, this is the guy they'd pick.

B5 fic: In Flight Movie

May. 11th, 2025 03:59 am
sholio: Londo from Babylon 5 smiling (B5-Londo)
[personal profile] sholio
In Flight Movie (gen, "A Tragedy of Telepaths" tag, Londo & G'Kar)
Missing scene for 5x10 "A Tragedy of Telepaths," after Na'Toth leaves the ship. Getting back to normal, whatever normal is for them.

In Flight Movie - 1500 wds )

(no subject)

May. 11th, 2025 12:13 am
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[personal profile] marina
In job news, welp, I have a signed contract! I shall soon be unemployed no more!

job drama of the good kind, but still drama )

*

Anyway, on to less stressful subjects, I've been trying to fill my days with nice things, before I start at the new place.

Last weekend [personal profile] roga and I got up at 3:30am and drove up north during the night, to see the sunrise from a monastery on a mountain. Then we went to a museum, met a local friend, saw a Roman relic.

This weekend we went to a different museum, then to a small local market, then to a very nice seafood restaurant, then we just sat around on the grass overlooking the sea, before heading to my place and watching hours of a TV show.

I am so grateful for this time and these experiences. I feel like beginning work again after over a year of having a different schedule is going to really mess me up at least for a few months, so it's nice that the weather right now is really good and I have friends to take advantage of that with.

Missed title opportunities

May. 10th, 2025 05:42 pm
petra: A man in a fedora with text: Between the dames and the horses, sometimes I don't even know why I put my hat on. (Cabin Pressure - Dames and horses)
[personal profile] petra
My two "You should've gone there" title opportunities are both sequels:
Fast 10 Your Seatbelts (which I fondly associate with [personal profile] hannah)
2 Old 2 Guard

What do you wish had been titled differently?

(If my music doesn't earworm you, come learn John Finnemore's words to Pachelbel's Canon in D, as opposed to Christine Lavin's Taco Bell Canon.)
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[personal profile] delphi
Title: Starstruck
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death
Relationship: Fang/Izzy Hands
Rating: General
Word Count: 400
Content Info: Genderplay
Summary: Fang is favoured with a kiss from his favourite performer.
Notes: Written for the 2025 Kiss Fang Weekend on Bluesky. Prompt: Kiss Fang. Also available on AO3.

Starstruck )

Anybody want a tarot deck?

May. 10th, 2025 03:20 pm
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[personal profile] resonant
I bought the Light Seer deck this winter, and it isn't working for me somehow. It's a perfectly good deck, but I'm not connecting with it.

It's a contemporary deck with decent racial diversity, but I'll warn you upfront that everyone in it seems very young; that might be why I can't relax into it. You can see some of the cards at the Comparative Tarot tumblr. I have deck, book, and original box.


I always worry that I'm giving unfair advantage to people in the same time zone as me, so how about an anonymous ranked-choice poll? Let's see how this works. Responses should be anonymous. I'll keep it open for 24 hours and then contact the winner.

Poll #33097 Rank my interest in the Light Seer deck
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 2

I am this interested in the deck

Mean: 1.50 Median: 1.5 Std. Dev 0.50
Sure, I'd take it if nobody else wants it 1
1 (50.0%)
2
1 (50.0%)
3
0 (0.0%)
4
0 (0.0%)
5
0 (0.0%)
6
0 (0.0%)
7
0 (0.0%)
8
0 (0.0%)
9
0 (0.0%)
Been wishing I could buy this deck in particular 10
0 (0.0%)

New doctor soon

May. 10th, 2025 01:34 pm
petra: Two men parachuting to safety. Text: "It's going to get better, Harvey. I promise." (Bruce & Harvey - Can't get no worse)
[personal profile] petra
Next week, I have an appointment with a specialist who took my case over from a retiring colleague. I am nervous as hell about it because, for the more-than-twentieth time, the drug that was working has stopped working nearly so effectively. Consequently, I am hiding in the dark on a beautiful spring day, drugged to the gills.

I don't believe in the power of prayer, but I do believe in the power of sympathy.
petra: Paul Gross in drag looking blank (Ms Fraser - Secretly Canadian)
[personal profile] petra
Today in Things That Make Me Happy: I am not the only person who headcanons Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III "Dot" Warner as trans.* And with a name like that, it should have been obvious to me a long time ago. Besides, it explains why "the Warner Brothers" is the phrase, and not "the Warner Siblings." By the time she transitioned, it was too expensive to rebrand everything. Repainting the water tower alone, oy.

We know from comics canon that Wakko is he/him nonbinary. (Animaniacs comic, issue #48, don't read the comments).

Also, I forget sometimes that this fancomic on Tumblr isn't canon.

* I am also deeply grateful that AO3 doesn't pipe her name or require the full title because that would be Terry Pratchett levels of ridiculous name insistence.
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[personal profile] snowynight

  • 1⁄3 cup pearl tapioca
  • 3⁄4 cup water
  • 3 cups milk
  • 1⁄2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tablespoon butter
  • 1⁄2 cup sugar
  • 1⁄2 teaspoon vanilla

Soak the tapioca in the water for one hour. Add the milk, sugar, butter, and salt. Set the pan in a cooker-pail of boiling water. When the milk is scalding remove the pan and let the pudding come to a boil. Replace it in the boiling water and put it into the cooker for one and one-half hours. Take it from the cooker, add the beaten eggs, replace it in the pail of hot water and stir it over the fire till it registers 165 degrees Fahrenheit, using a dairy or chemis[164]t’s thermometer. Put it again into the cooker for one hour. When cold, add the vanilla.

Rice may be used instead of tapioca.

Serves six or eight persons.


From: The Fireless Cook Book by Margaret Johnes Mitchell (1913 US)

Babylon 5 fic: Stripped Bare

May. 9th, 2025 05:38 pm
sholio: trio of brightly dressed aliens (B5-Londo G'Kar Delenn)
[personal profile] sholio
Stripped Bare (2533 words) by Sholio
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Babylon 5 (TV 1993)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Delenn & G'Kar (Babylon 5), G'Kar & Londo Mollari
Characters: G'Kar (Babylon 5), Delenn (Babylon 5), Londo Mollari
Additional Tags: Developing Friendships, Alien Biology
Summary: Narns have to molt occasionally. This isn't a problem for G'Kar until Cartagia. (From a prompt at Tumblr.)

Well, I can honestly say that in 25 years of writing fanfic, I had never written a character molting before, prior to this.

The prompt
was this:Prompt: G'Kar's first molt after Cartagia is made more difficult by some of the deeper scars. Hurt/comfort, scene partner any?


Fic is cross-posted under the cut.

Stripped Bare - 2500 wds )
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[personal profile] musesfool
Netflix is finally releasing The Old Guard 2, aka, 2 Old 2 Guard, and here is the trailer!

Poker Face season 2 started last night. Here's that trailer and good lord, that is a lot of guest stars.

I'm trying to decide if I want bake something this weekend and if so, what. Could be a chocolate cake. Could be a lemon tart. Could be something else entirely! I really dislike that the lack of a dishwasher is making me consider it all very carefully, because I also have things I want to cook for dinner tomorrow and Sunday, and I hate having a sink full of pots and pans to be washed. I guess we'll see how I feel tomorrow.

Today work was suddenly stupidly busy after a couple of days of being quiet, but I logged off a 5 and took a lovely nap (I stayed up too late last night reading fic) and now there's baseball. It's hilarious to me that the Cubs tried to claim Chicago Pope but it turns out that he's actually a White Sox fan. Talk about a team needing a miracle, yikes. Though the Mets could use a little divine intervention right now, or at least a pitcher who can throw strikes. *eep*

*

Disambiguation post

May. 9th, 2025 09:21 pm
petra: Luke Skywalker in full X-wing pilot garb (Luke Skywalker - Flyboy)
[personal profile] petra
In the immortal words of Wes Janson, "Yub yub, Commander!"

Whereas Jensen Ackles is a completely different person.

Now I just need to remember they're spelled differently, not that I have written Janson fic in decades.

N. B. For all of you who recognize the name Wes Janson: I believe in the Legend of Lieutenant Kettch.
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[personal profile] petra
I would have to relisten to all the Jacky Faber books to get a good count of her paramours, some of whom are considerably more piratical memorably drawn than others.

And they're never all in one place at one time, things being what they are.

But if they were, she would have quite the train to pull.

And here comes Amy with the period strap!

Nonfiction

May. 9th, 2025 08:09 am
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[personal profile] rivkat
Ivan Ermakoff, Ruling Oneself Out: A Theory of Collective Abdications: how do democracies die? )

James Tejani, A Machine to Move Ocean and Earth: The Making of the Port of Los Angeles and America: land grabs )

Henry Jenkins, Where the Wild Things Were: Boyhood and Permissive Parenting in Postwar America: boyhood, media, and race )

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